about as focused as a broken camera lens

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

tippingvelvets:

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

wetfruit:

why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that